Thursday , July 9 2020

There was a girl called the Yellow Hat for a while….

“There was a girl called the Yellow Hat for a while.”
– No, Red!
– Oh, yes, Red. Her mother called and told her “Listen to the Green Hat.”
– No, not Red!
– Oh, yes, Red. Go to Aunt Dioomira to bring her that potato peel.
– Don’t “go to your grandmother to bring her this wheat bread.”
– Okay: the girl went into the woods and met a giraffe.
– What a mess! She met a wolf, not a giraffe.
– And the wolf asked her “How many make six by eight?”
– Nothing of the kind. The wolf asked her “Where are you going?”
– You’re right. And the Black Hat responded !?
“The Red Hat, the Red, the Red!”
– Yes, and she said “I’m going to the market to buy tomato puree.”
– And she never had that in her mind: “I’m going to my grandmother, who’s sick, but I can’t remember her way.”
“That’s what the horse said!”
“What horse?” It was the wolf.
– Yes. And he said, “take tram number 65, go down to the square of the cathedral, turn right, you will see three steps and one penny on the ground, leave the steps alone, take the penny and buy some chewing gum.”
– Grandpa, you don’t know how to talk at all, you confuse everything. I’ll buy the gum again.
– All right, here’s your money.
And Grandpa read his paper again.

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